To Be (an author) or Not To Be

13 Nov

Sarah’s 10 Reason’s Why You Should Be an Author

  1. It is socially acceptable for you to relish making other people cry
  2. You’ll never be ridiculed for having imaginary friends, even once you’ve reached adulthood
  3. You’ll never be lonely
  4. You’ll never have to worry about becoming insane because you already will be
  5. You’ll have a much better outlook on life because your characters will never cease to remind you that what you’re going through is nothing compared to what you put them through
  6. Once published, you will be able to go into random book stores and write in your books and no one can tell you you can’t
  7. You will have a fandom. Think about this for a few moments, ladies and gentlemen.
  8. You will get to torture readers like you’ve always dreamed of
  9. You will never have to worry about anger management — just take your bad days out on your characters
  10. You will possibly get to see your books made into movies

And remember…

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10 Responses to “To Be (an author) or Not To Be”

  1. isaac-sky November 13, 2013 at 7:48 PM #

    The fandom is a good motive? hahahahaha

  2. noirfifre November 13, 2013 at 11:04 PM #

    You know your point on anger made a light bulb come on in my head. Maybe in anger management classes should have writing as a therapy (well that is if they have not started).

    • Sarah Spradlin November 14, 2013 at 5:19 PM #

      Perhaps… my only concern there would be, what if these people start, like, planning to attack other people after they write about it? xD

      • noirfifre November 17, 2013 at 5:03 PM #

        Then the theraphy failed. The writing should help get rid of the want to hurt.

  3. J. Samuel November 13, 2013 at 11:41 PM #

    Oh Sarah! You never cease to encourage others, especially aspiring writers. I know that I’m just starting out, but I think that all your good energy and pep talks will stick with me forever, no matter how far I go with writing. I’m sure that the same applies to all of your fans (yes, Sarah, you have fans!). Keep up this awsome site.

    • Sarah Spradlin November 14, 2013 at 5:19 PM #

      Awwwww… thanks Jessie 🙂 You made my day at like, 6:30 AM this morning xD

  4. arranbhansal November 14, 2013 at 3:55 PM #

    Really like this post, thank you
    Arran

  5. theelusivebrenna November 16, 2013 at 9:48 PM #

    I see, and I agree. lol.

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